Jan 2002 MagazineQUEENSLAND P76 OWNERS CLUB INC. January 2002 VOL 5 ISSUE 49Hi everyone, this is a quick magazine put together by the web editor, Editor and the committee for the internet. Since the last magazine the Club has had the Xmas party, a day at Bribie Island plus a meeting. The Club 2001 Xmas Party can be found by going to the picture of this years winner Garth being presented with his trophy by Rogo. The outing to Bribie Island was well attended considering that only people who attended the last meeting new about it. We had strong wind most of the day, and this took a little of the FUN out of the gathering. We ended up near the Water Rescue centre on the "Pumicestone Passage" January Meeting 2002
Dixie’s RumbleTHINGS BIG: The Big Prawnlocated at Ballina NSWSituated in the sleepy coastal town of Ballina, the Big Prawn is undoubtedly among the most awesome of Australian Icons, and is (in the authors opinion) rightly held by some to be the doyen of it class, the very epitome of Big Things. It's location, by the Pacific Highway on the north coast of NSW, means that it's eternal, steely gaze has been cast upon the millions who have travelled the coastal route between NSW and QLD. Indeed, comparisons to the great Sphinx are not wholly inappropriate here, as the Prawn is also best seen by night, when it is garishly illuminated, shocking drivers into wide-awakefulness, scaring small children, and inspiring awe and wonder. One can only hope that it endures as long as the Sphinx has, so that future generations have both a monument to and reminder of the things that made Australia great.A BIT OF HISTORYThe U.S Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8.5 inches”. Thats an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and the U.S railroads wre built by English expatriates. Why did the English people build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people thhat built the pre-railroad tramways, and that’s the gauge they used. Why did they use that gauge then? Because the people who used the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons use that odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing the wagons would break on some of the old, long distance roads, because that's the spacing of the old wheel ruts. So, who built these old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in Europe, were built by Imperial Rome for the benefit of their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts? The initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagons, were first made by Roman war chariots. Since the chariots were made for, or by, Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Thus we have the answer to the original question. The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet 8.5 inches derives from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman army war chariot. Specs and Bureaucracies live forever. So, the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse’s ass came up with it, you may be exactly right, Because the Imperial Roman chariots were made to be just wide enough to accommodate the backends of two war horses. Now the twist to the story. When we see a Space Shuttle sitting on the launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are the solid rocket boosters, or SRB’s. The SRB’s are made by Thiokol at a factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRB’s would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRB’s had to be shipped by train from the factory through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRB’s had to fit through the tunnel. The tunnel iis slightly wider than a railraod track, and the railroad track is about as wide as two horses’ behinds. So, a major design feature of what is arguably the world’s most advanced transportation system was determined by the width of a horse’s ass.The Golden Graffitti Award:Doing a good job here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; You get a warm feeling but nobody notices. The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet 8.5 inches derives from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman army war chariot. Specs and Bureaucracies live forever. So, the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse’s ass came up with it, you may be exactly right, Because the Imperial Roman chariots were made to be just wide enough to accommodate the backends of two war horses.Now the twist to the story. When we see a Space Shuttle sitting on the launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are the solid rocket boosters, or SRB’s. The SRB’s are made by Thiokol at a factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRB’s would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRB’s had to be shipped by train from the factory through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRB’s had to fit through the tunnel. The tunnel iis slightly wider than a railraod track, and the railroad track is about as wide as two horses’ behinds. So, a major design feature of what is arguably the world’s most advanced transportation system was determined by the width of a horse’s ass. The Golden Graffitti Award: Doing a good job here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; You get a warm feeling but nobody notices. Report on what is in the other club magazines.By AdrianLeyland P76 Classic Car Club Inc. NSWNovember 2001 issue
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Comments from the Guest BookName: Carl Statham Email: carlosandcats@bigpond.com Where are you from: Adelaide SA Comments: Just want to say thanks for a well put together site, and if I may, would like to correct the model range. I once owned an example of the 4th variant in the P76 range, known simply as "Leyland six" These were built in very few numbers early in the piece, and were equipped similarly to Holden's Belmont range. It missed out on such features as courtesy door light switches, came only with "3 on the tree" or column shift auto and had even less chrome than the Deluxe. Do you own a Leyland car or know of any one who has one ? Yes. Super 6 cyl January 31, 2002 10:19:07 (GMT Time)Name: John Warnock Email: WARNOCK.John@csc2.corryongsc.vic.edu.au HomePage:http://leylandp76.itgo.com/johnwvic.html Where are you from: Walwa, Vic Comments: Got my car in its final coat today, Ill send some new pics ASAP Do you own a Leyland car or know of any one who has one ? Yeah a Peel me a Grape V8 Super Febuary 1, 2002 12:04:58 (GMT Time) Name: evans Email: kinz@xtra.co.nz HomePage: http:// Where are you from: New Zealand Comments: interesting site - well layed out interested if you have info of any p76 clubs in New Zealand ta. Do you own a Leyland car or know of any one who has one ? yes two super models Can you suggest a site that the club would be interested in? January 8, 2002 08:24:03 (GMT Time) Victorian Club member with parts for sale
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