Leyland P76 Owners 2007


The Ten P76 Commandments

From Leylines # 1 - Sept 2001

1. Thou shalt not store the P76 outdoors, especially near the ocean.
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours P76 nor his/her garage, tools or workshop manuals.
3. Thy shalt not love thy P76 more than thy wife or husband: as much, but not more.
4. Thou shalt not read workshop manuals on company time, lest the company make it difficult to continue the car repayments.
5. thou shalt not despise thy neighbours Porsche, nor his Mercedes, nor even his 4WD.
6. Thou shalt not let thy sons or daughters marry during the holy days of the GMC400, Bathurst or Targa Tasmania.
7. Thou shalt not deceive thy partner into thinking that thou art taking them for a romantic Sunday drive, when indeed thou art going to look at another P76.
8. Thou shalt not buy thy spouse a trolley jack or a set of spanners for Christmas or Birthdays.
9. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest repair or restoration, at least not all at the same time.
10. Thou shalt not promise thy spouse a new addition to the house, and then use it to store thy P76 and spare parts.

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May, 2007
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