1. Thou shalt not store thy P76 outdoors, especially near the ocean.
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours P76 nor his/her garage, tools, or workshop manuals.
3. Thy shalt not love thy P76 more than thy wife or husband, as much as, but not more!
4. Thou shalt not read workshop manuals on company time, lest the company make it impossible to continue car repayments.
5. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbours Porsche, nor his BMW, nor even his Jaguar.
6. Thou shalt not let thy sons or daughters marry during the holly days of the Targa Tasmania, Bathurst or the Grand Prix.
7. Thou shalt not deceive thy partner into thinking that thou art taking them for a romantic Sunday drive, when indeed thou art going to look at another P76 or spare parts.
8. Thou shalt not buy thy wife a trolley jack or air compressor for birthday or Christmas.
9. Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest repair or restoration, at least not all at once.
10. Thou shalt not promise thy spouse a new addition to the house, then use it to store the P76�s and spare parts.